milthanks:

i have watched this at least 300 times and have laughed every single time

(via edens-blog)


pastel-gizibe:

courtnation:

fallontonight:

Kerry Washington has a lot of proof that she is a mermaid.

Omg.

She’s adorable omg

(via regretandchinesefood)


paranormal-blacktivity:

this is the kind of cake I want for my birthday

paranormal-blacktivity:

this is the kind of cake I want for my birthday

(via stability)


nosdrinker:

everyone who likes coconut water is lying

(via tipslip)


justnabingaround:

when the person you hate tries to talk to you

image

(via trust)


worthyourweightinfanfiction:

circumcisions:

loudmouthed:

i wanna hav s*x

sax? ha ha right on

hit it bill 

image

I did not have saxual relations with that woman

(via sexy-reaper)


zamimami:

provocatoria:

EVERY WHITE DUDE WRITER I’VE EVER KNOWN

me in workshop

(via that-kid-in-the-drifloon-hat)


pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

(via telapathetic)


(via goodeforyou)


vayena:

my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague

(via commonbee)